nt sure why but juz sleep thru the day...
hope tat the swine flu go bak to orange alert...
so got no morning assembly!
but at least hopefully no one in SIngapore kena lar!
ooh ya..btw MAS SELAMAT was captured..
ha..bt it was a month ago and now the media report it..
and btw heres a stupid joke abt the flu..
Differences Between Swine Flu and Bird Flu.
So many different animal-related illnesses! How to tell the difference, ha? We hep’chu with a handy checklist…
You Have Swine Flu If:
• When you sneeze, you go, “Ah.. ah… ah… charsiew!”
• And after you finish sneezing, you go, “Abidee-abidee-abidee, that’s all folks.”
• You feel the need to rub yourself with oinkment.
• People suddenly start calling you “Babe” for no apparent reason.
• You keep annoying the bak kut teh uncle by asking him if you can pop into his pot for a quick bath.
• Your Muslim buddies all defriend you on Facebook.
You Have Bird Flu If:
• You can’t walk without simultaneously bobbing your head.
• In your fevered state, you keep thinking you saw a puddytat.
• You keep screeching, “Polly wants some Panadol!”
• You have to fight the urge to poop on cars.
• When you Twitter, you literally twitter.
• For some reason, a lot of Hainanese hawkers want to friend you on Facebook.
from talkingcock.com.
really u need to be a true Singaporean who understands simple chinese and malay to really understand this joke..those brackets are to help u a little.
hope u enjoy yr long and boring weekends..
